- A chap I know sent me an email now with "anyone(s)" in it.

- People have a lot of trouble with 'its' and 'it's'

- Too many people treat "the" with no respect at all. It has a purpose. Don't diss it.

- "Myself (insert name here)" is a terrible way to introduce oneself. Too many people seem to be doing it.

- Why is Simi Garewal famous? What did she do before her god awful talk show? Aishwariya Rai is creepy. Simi Garewal is creepy. Both of them together in one frame freak me out. Kill the TV.

- Somebody on my Google Chat list has a "Tryst with Destiny".

- "Wat r u dng n ofc?" STOP IT. STOP IT. DON'T DO THIS TO ME.