Have you ever wanted to fart very badly but couldn't because there were other people in the small, closed, air conditioned room with you? If you can't run out of the room, and don't think that you would be able to fart silently and blame the guy next to you, what do you do? Let it rip and say "Better out than in"? or "Who me?" or "What smell? What noise?" or "Is the toilet leaking again?"...

 

Not that this has ever happened to me.