Work. Gah.

 

What have you all been up to?

 

I have found that while my work ethic is great, the gland that makes me like/want work is severely underdeveloped. As are my glands that like/respect/want to breathe the same air as certain folks/collegues who I meet/talk with/send emails to very regularly. Should I be worried? And I find other people's worries/problems amusing. Not to their face though. I am a good person, really, I just have trouble focussing and all that shit. Give me something that matters. Talking to me for hours about how your nails need shaping/cutting/polishing very often is not going to give you points in that register I keep in my head for most people I meet. It is an automatic negative. And don't ask me why I don't like wearing a dupatta. I get annoyed very easily and you annoy me. Don't tell me that you appreciate all the hard work I do and then give me work that would take a normal person a week to do and tell me you want it yesterday. I am not amused. Don't ask me why I'm listening to music and not talking to you. I don't like you. I don't want to talk to you. You are not interesting. And you are definitely not funny.

 

If you are wondering, not all those "you"'s were referring to any one person. A lot of people annoy me. So much so that I wonder if there is a club of people who get together every friday evening and practice stuff they are going to tell me or ask me just to annoy me. I wonder if there is a secret handshake and a code word. Like in Secret Seven. And yes, I know that the Secret Seven didn't have a secret handshake.

 

/rant

 

And I have to do laundry today. I don't want to wear used underwear. I know you didn't want to know that. Oh shut up. I have never worn used underwear. I was just saying... Work. Now.