Did I ever tell you this?

One morning, a couple of weeks ago, I was walking to the bus. Still groggy. Wishing the world was flat, no uphills. (The path from my house to the road is a little inclined. A little. And in the mornings, it matters.) A middle aged lady, bare foot on a Kinetic Honda, stops me. "Madam Madam. I give massage on this road. You want massage now?"