Shoot me.

I should learn to think before I speak, even at home.

Last night, my mother said, "This heat is killing me", so on and so forth and went to her bedroom to soak up some airconditioning. My sister said, "I want to go away some place cool", to which yours truly said, "yeah, lets go to Australia, it's December there now."

My sister blinked. And burst out laughing. I had no words. I still don't.